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Chicken Caesar

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*humming jaws theme song, salad is getting closer and closer, song intensifies, salad launches itself on the boat, song gets really loud, salad eats Theo, everyone screams, song is really REALLY loud now, Theo is completely gone, eaten by the salad, song stops and salad swims away* Gigi: “I think we’re gonna need a bigger bowl”. 

What do you think? Should I quit my career as a chef, and go start writing food-themed parodies? Probably not. I’ll keep my day job. 

But for real, the salads keep getting bigger and bigger. We need a bigger bowl. Tonight’s salad is like jaws- the salad to rule the ocean- erm, I mean, the dinner table. Chopped romaine, shredded tuscan marinated chicken, super awesome greenhouse cherry tomatoes, fried shallots, red onion, parmesan, and our notoriously delicious caesar dressing. It’s truly a monster (in the best possible way). To dress it up, toss everything a bowl and smother it in the caesar dressing. Season with some fresh cracked black pepper, a pinch of salt, and mix well. Get in there!


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